1.15.2009

In Other Disturbing News

First, let me say that I know this isn't home improvement related.
Don't know if you recall that I've been walking Bernie in a full legth fur (at least at night in the back yard when no neighbors are around).
Now, I don't want to blame family for giving me this beautiful fur coat and with it, recurring nightmares.
I'm just saying that there's something disturbing about how this


Looks exactly like this.


Nuff said.

9 comments:

Shane said...

You might be onto something...

Joanne said...

Oh dear! That is disturbing.

Anonymous said...

Can we get a shot with the coat on to get a better picture of how styling you look?

us said...

Ha! Assuming, of course, that anonymous is not a dirty old man with a fur coat fetish :) I pledge to get one snapped soon.
ps: just in case anyone forgot, this coat belonged to my grandmother and has my name embroidered in it etc. I didn't purchase it dontcha know. It is something I must keep and store although it is utterly ridiculous in the context of my real life. Hence it's designation as dog walking coat :)

modernemama said...

run, little pug, run

Jean Martha said...

Bernie:

If you get scared, you call me on my cell and we'll meet up at the McDonald's across from the ghetto ass Burger King.

Much love,
Aunt Jean

Jen said...

Hallie De Vil

Jean Martha said...

When do I get to babysit him?

us said...

OMG! Aunt Jean, your "safehouse" plans with Bernie made me laugh my ass off. Bernie says the answer is whenever the hell you want, especially if you bring snacks.